The big news here is always the weather, or rather, the disappointment of the weather… when the hurricane doesn’t hit us, or fizzles out before it does. Or when the tornadoes only touch down over the ocean. Or when the conditions are near perfect for snow, and yet all the sky can muster out is a bit of sleet.
The weathermen always sound so deflated.
O Florida, don’t be sad. You have so many other awesome qualities that never disappoint.
And now I’m going to read about the known sex offender who is terrorizing the local Walmarts.
